Friday, November 18, 2005

Greetings to all. How you guys have been? Indeed, it's another fun day for me. As I managed to complete Transporter 2 today. Though I need to do alot of pause in between as the calls is coming in, but at the end, I still managed to finish the movie and I liked it. Like the phrase "Don't promise someone is you know you can break the promise". The movie source was from one of my colleague's PC as he downloaded tones of movies onto the machine. Better than some pirated VCD seller. Haha. But this is online one, file sharing! Guess later I'm going to watch Desperate Housewifes. Haha.

Okie peeps, this is the joke that I promised. Enjoy peeps. Cheers!

Medical Diagnosis
"My elbow really hurts, I guess I'd better see a doctor." Jack says to his friend Mike.

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a heck of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, scraped some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore,eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1.. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2.. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3.. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.. Your wife is pregnant.. twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer!
5.. Your Volvo needs rings.
6.. And If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will neverget better.

Hahaha! That's all people. Cheers!