Friday, November 18, 2005

Greetings to all. How you guys have been? Indeed, it's another fun day for me. As I managed to complete Transporter 2 today. Though I need to do alot of pause in between as the calls is coming in, but at the end, I still managed to finish the movie and I liked it. Like the phrase "Don't promise someone is you know you can break the promise". The movie source was from one of my colleague's PC as he downloaded tones of movies onto the machine. Better than some pirated VCD seller. Haha. But this is online one, file sharing! Guess later I'm going to watch Desperate Housewifes. Haha.

Okie peeps, this is the joke that I promised. Enjoy peeps. Cheers!

Medical Diagnosis
"My elbow really hurts, I guess I'd better see a doctor." Jack says to his friend Mike.

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a heck of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, scraped some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the drugstore,eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1.. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2.. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3.. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.. Your wife is pregnant.. twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer!
5.. Your Volvo needs rings.
6.. And If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will neverget better.

Hahaha! That's all people. Cheers!

Thursday, November 18, 2005

Hi peeps. So sad to say I have nothing to say today. As my day is getting bored and bored each day. *Sigh*. Ya, something funny happen when I arrived in office. Remembered the Malay guy sitting next to me? He just bolded his head yesterday and today is Dave's turn. And now, I'm sitting in between of 2 botaks. Haha. And they were suggesting that 2molo I'll be the one to get bold. Haha, lets see how true is that going to be. If James gets total of dissapointment again, maybe he would go and bold his head. But now? Erm, shall see you guys on Sat or Sun to reveal the truth. Haha.

As for work today, nothing surprising. Everything went on smoothly. Got to watch movie trailers again. Guess I almost finish most of them. You guys need the link? Here's the link Apple Movie Trailers . kindly enjoy it. Haha. And now I'm going to watch Final Fantasy Anime. Promise to post more jokes 2molo, okie? Let me enjoy my anime first. Haha. I can feel that I'm getting lazy and lazier each day. Shucks. After all, that's human's nature huh. Hehe. Take care peeps. Cheers!

Super Wednesday!

Guess everything is wonderful today except one single thing. I'M GOING TO BE BROKE!Haha. You guys must be asking me why? Not to say I have anything to pay for? Actually today the UPSR result just released. And this smart little fella promised his sister to buy her a new handphone if she could score straight As. So, good enough, she scored straight As! Well, I'm happy for her as a brother but I'm going to have a big hole in my pocket. Haha. Nevermind la, after all, it's a encouragement gift for her to study better when she goes to her secondary school. But this time I learnt my lesson. Will promise her something else instead. No more handphone.

Today is another free day again. Guess what I did in office today? I watched all the movie trailers for the upcoming movies. Wow, there's lot of nice shows coming up. One of them is Zatura. Remembered the movie Jumanji? It's similar kind of movie. Quite nice. Right after all the movie trailers, I watched Russel Peters talk show. It's a comedian talk show. Darn nice and funny. Haha. Till now I still cant stop laughing thinking about it. He is just some crazy folks that could make people laugh.

Guess that's all from me today. I'm going off in 30 minutes time. Haha. Take care peeps. God Bless! Cheers

Tuesday, November 16, 2005

I'M BORED! Guess what I have been doing the whole day today? Ever since I got up at 1230pm, took a BIG bowl of maggie mee, then I started playing game. I played till 500pm. I wanted to sleep but couldnt sleep coz' of the mee la. Told my mum not to cook too much but she afraid that I wont get enough of it. Haiz, mum is always mum. HAha. So, I played till I forgotten the time. As I looked into the clock, it was already 500pm. SHUCKS! I'm not going to have enough sleep today! I quickly turn of my computer off and back to sleep. TRYING darn hard to get into my "lalaland". Good enough, I managed to sleep till 730pm. Guess I'm going to be late for work this time. =)

As for work today. It's a super relaxing day. Very low call volume. The main indication is, Christmas is coming and many of the Americans is starting to take thier leave now. Haha. Good enough for me to bring my book and read here. Unfortunately I did not bring any, so basically the things I do is just forums -> websites and websites -> forums. Boring isnt it? I guess so too. Haiz, donno what to do next. Oh ya, not forgetting, I'm searching informations LAW related issue to help Ms. KAN on her debate. Guess, I'm going to be LAW literate now. Haha.

Okie, before I end, let me share with you guys this funny joke. Haha. Don't laugh till drop on the floor, okie?

"Daddy, How was I Born?" Dad answered: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe." "We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive."
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!"

HAHA! CHEERS!

Wonderful Weekend!

Well, I'd try a new approach this time. Haha, instead of blogging 3 postings altogether, let me try to put everything into 1 posting. So u guys wont need so much time to read. Haha.

Started off with Saturday, attended Noelle's sister's wedding. I think it's the first wedding I attended this year. Haha. The most memorable thing is during the night on wedding dinner. Everyone looks so decern and nice. Haha, the guys looks so leng chai and the gals looks so pretty, guess because of the make ups and dress. Well, I have none, so guess I'm the one with the least of all. Haha. So, we ended up taking lots of picture on that night. And some of them drank so much of wine till their face is so red Haha. Well, not to mention who that person is. =) Most importantly, most of us did enjoyed urself very much, though it's not our wedding. Kakaka.

Sunday was just like a normal ones. Basically, futsal in the noon and caroling in the night. BUT not forgetting, lets pray for Noelle and her family as her house was broken in by thiefs on Saturday night. Pray for healing to her family as well as security so that they'd feel safe once more. Pray also that they will sense the presence of God in thier midst all the time that would protect over them.

As for today, guess what peeps? Remembered I have blood check up last 2 Sundays, and the result was out today. So, I went to the BP Lab to take my report. Haha, I do not have high cholesterol level, HIV negative, no heart problem and everything is fine except for my uric acid. Is slightly higher than normal. That would result me to have kidney failure or have stone in my kidney if it's not being taken care properly. So, from today onwards, I'd need to drink more water and eat more fruits, I guess. =( Haha, not too worry peeps, it's just a minor problem. This could be taken care off in short period of time since it's an early discovery. Haha.

Guess that's all from me today. Haha, quite long huh. Hope you guys enjoy reading and most importantly, enjoy ur days. Do not forget to pray as well. Thanks everyone for your support in everything! Love you peeps. HUGZ! Cheers!